he was my professor
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pretty sure the aliens don't drink water they take energy drinks that cause irreversible brain damage
i wouldn't do that. there was a video of some lady washing her dogs butt in one for drinking though
beides the fountain has a stone looking little guy with wings peeing out the water, i figured it was an invite
yeah, I mean you can either drink the water, or add back to the water with your own.
we're trapped inside of an infinitely repeating timeline, the only thing preventing us from becoming trapped in a wall of repetition is a singularity at the end of each universe
my parakeet ate half of a pigeon this morning. maybe next time i should buy better bird food
my time machine broke down on the way to dinner with john wilkes booth. turns out being late causes temporal confusion which results in me eating dinner with an angry ghost of james dean instead.
Some days I'm just not feeling it and I feel like playing harmonica for no reason. And nobody notices except the nice man with a beard who lives across the street. He asks me to play a song for him but I never do because I forgot my harmonica. I should learn a harmonica song anyway
there's a haunted water fountain by my house that runs constantly. everytime i piss in it nothing happens. it scares the hell outta me.