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So anyone can wear a helmet like sam fisher in Splinter Cell but to be cool like michael jordan you gotta wear the Michael Jordan Collection

winemoms everywhere are saying its wine o clock, drive safe everyone

i fermented my dissent

i got some sour grapes once so i whined about it

realistically there is a short time window on fruit and i encourage everyone to examine their nutritional needs

can lift 2 mma octagons now

smoothie diet bruh

that's good they go bad if you don't

I ate the plums

24 hours 17 minutes

very nice

there we go

I have something so good I need to make a thread about it

eventful

I can't figure out mail server stuff anymore, handing in my badge and gun

the magic 8ball says ask again later

I wear a fishbowl on my head like mysterio, no fish yet tho

at least i got a thumbs up from mr. borat on the cover of a dvd i bought at goodwill

"kissinger your ass goodbye" - arnold playing henry kissinger in the new biopic

tofugolem also my ex