01-03-2024, 11:37 AM
my new year resolutions:
1. More pie eating contests like Stand by Me
2. Host pipe measuring contest at the hardware store so contractors feel more secure
3. Blood sacrifice for better credit score
4. Everyone will eat broccoli!
5. Yodeling puppies to renegotiate my lease
6. Get ripped, I want my abs to be jealous of my other abs and for them to develop eating disorders individually
7. Learn English
8. Pick up teeth I find to start a neat collection for a necklace I want to make for my hero, Will Smith
9. Finally win an argument online
10. Invest in more tech stocks, as I feel that some initial public offerings will do very well as they wring america in twain
LOVE 2024
2024 PEACE
KUMBAYA 2024
JAMBALAYA
1. More pie eating contests like Stand by Me
2. Host pipe measuring contest at the hardware store so contractors feel more secure
3. Blood sacrifice for better credit score
4. Everyone will eat broccoli!
5. Yodeling puppies to renegotiate my lease
6. Get ripped, I want my abs to be jealous of my other abs and for them to develop eating disorders individually
7. Learn English
8. Pick up teeth I find to start a neat collection for a necklace I want to make for my hero, Will Smith
9. Finally win an argument online
10. Invest in more tech stocks, as I feel that some initial public offerings will do very well as they wring america in twain
LOVE 2024
2024 PEACE
KUMBAYA 2024
JAMBALAYA